Total Medals Earned: 902 (From 114 different games.) Total Medal Score: 12,120 Points
Medals Earned: 1/5 (50/300 points)
Beat level one.
Make it to the evil wizard.
Beat the game!
Beat level two!
Get all the in-game achievements!
Medals Earned: 5/8 (95/205 points)
Kill a bouncing head
View the credits
Stab out the eyes
Burn away your sobbing doppleganger
Blow the worm to smithereens and beat it to a pulp
Pause the game with P or Esc
Visit Newgrounds
Conquer the time trial in under 3 minutes
Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/70 points)
Complete the first level
Complete 10 levels
Complete 20 levels
Complete 30 levels
Complete all levels
Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/140 points)
Kill the Hydra Boss 1 time (Game A)
Score 90.000+ without being hit (Game B)
Kill the Hydra Boss 4 times in a row, without failing any QTE (Game A)
Kill the Hydra Boss 7 times in a row (Game A)
Medals Earned: 7/18 (90/500 points)
Make Gretel walk for the first time.
Obtain the slingshot
Get Bee Death
Get Spider Death
Get the clock
Get Crow Death
Trap the squirrel
Shoot mom in the face
Get Dad Carriage Death
Take 200 shots with the slingshot
Get Axe Death
Kill Hansel
Get Rabbit Death
Get Fire Death
Solve clock puzzle
Get all 10 stones
Drop all ten stones
Get all 10 deaths
Medals Earned: 18/30 (105/190 points)
Get crushed
Rescue Gretel
Be too greedy
Suffer the stickman's wrath
Step on the trap
Keep both dinner guests alive
Reveal the bridge
Slay the beast
Get cut
Get the pit death
Try and cross the swamp without Hansel
Go for a swim
Solve the weather puzzle
Pet the teddy
Give Rufus back his hat
Free Emma
Complete the game
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Race the wolf... and lose
Teach hansel how to fly
Give a dog a bone
Get Hansel to eat the scissors
Disrespect your elders
Beat a dead horse
Beat the game after getting all the deaths
What a quick game!
a classic rockstar's end
so what is the typical holiday like?
you are a beach boy!!!
Medals Earned: 2/21 (15/390 points)
Cook a Pizza Order
Cook a Sandwich Order
Cook a Pasta Order
Cook a Hamburger Order
Cook a Steak Dinner Order
Cook a Salmon Order
Cook a Zesty Nacho Order
Medals Earned: 2/13 (15/550 points)
Read through all of the intro and instructions text
Bypass a cop by moving over him
Destroy 100 tombstones
Destroy 10 dropping needles or scalpels
collect 3 roofies in a single level
Destroy 5 of the fastest respawned centipedes in a single level
Destroy 20 tombstones altered by cop cars
Stop a cop car before it makes contact with a tombstone
Achieve 50,000 points
Destroy 10 cops for their maximum 900 point value
Achieve 100,000 points
Medals Earned: 2/5 (105/150 points)
Grab the bag!
Defeat Cato
Form an alliance.
Defeat Glimmer
You call that a kiss?